Fridays on the production floor are always a buzz with action. Today is no exception.
Scott, one of Mr. Brownstar's employees, pulled a prank today that has crowned him prankster king. Never before have I seen a prank so ingenious and masterfully done! It will take a miracle for anyone to dethrone Scott.
The unsuspecting Mr. Brownstar had been approached by a frazzled Scott rambling about a dog on the production floor making a mess this morning. Nosey by nature, Mr. Brownstar immediately wanted to know what in the heck Scotty was going on about.
"Ok, ok, ok..... Just wait a minute [Scott]. So, what's going on here?" Mr. Brownstar is looking at Scott, his curiosity piqued.
"I don't know how it happened. There had to have been a dog in here last night," Scott is playing it serious. "You've gotta see this," leading Mr. Brownstar over to his work station, he points under the table.
"What is that?" Mr. Brownstar is bent over, staring in disbelief at what looks to be a pile of dog shit sitting on a static bag below Scott's work station.
"Oh, good God," Mr. Brownstar's eyes were the size of saucers. Playing it up for all it was worth, Scott bends down and slides the static bag out from under the table. Kneeling down on the floor, Scott picks up the static bag and stares down at the contents sitting on top of it, waiting for Mr. Brownstar to lean closer. As Mr. Brownstar leans closer, Scott takes the static bag and lifts it to his nose, smelling deeply. Mr. Brownstar is staring down, assuredly wondering what the heck Scott is doing.
At this point in the story, I feel I must tell you what the true origin of the dog turd is. In actuality, it is an over cooked croissant from Scott's dinner the night before. In appearance, it looks exactly like a piece of shit.
Without hesitation, Scott picks up the contents from the top of the static bag and takes a big bite from it. Mr. Brownstar freaked out, his face instantly a deep and solid crimson. Horrified at what he has just witnessed, he became instantly pissed that it was all a big joke, and of all things, a joke played upon him.
Without doubt, Scotty definitely deserves a trophy for this one.
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That's awesome! Poop based jokes are always king!
It was the joke of the century. Trying to laugh the whole thing off, even though several people seen Mr. Brownstar start gagging as Scott bit into the croissant, Mr. Brownstar pulled the joke on the HR Manager and Safety representative too. They feel for hook, line, and sinker as well.
I heard Allison's cackle all the way over at my desk.
They fell for it hook, line, and sinker as well.
(Yes, I swear, I am literate! LOL)
I thought I heard Allison cackle from my neck of the woods also! Oh, crazy Allison!
What a Divine moment. And by 'Divine' I mean it in a Pink Flamingos way.
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