Thursday, November 02, 2006

A Little Coffee Goes a Long Way

As a token of friendship, I stopped at Starbuck's and bought My Partner in Crime a large coffee. He had lent me a person yesterday when I needed the help, even though he couldn't afford to spare anyone, so I thought perhaps I could do something nice for him in return.

Imagine my horror when I found out that, even after I had given him the coffee this morning, he spied a cricket on the floor and seriously considered keeping it to throw at me. Today, of all days, a day when we have customers in house!

Thankfully Sophia was here to watch my back!

I missed the production managers meeting this morning for the customer walk through, which went off without a hitch. I love it when things go according to plan. I do try not to brag or toot my own horn, but, one of my strong points happens to be my gift of presentation. It's almost as if I step out of my normal insecure and awkward giggling self into a self assured, confident professional woman who is in command of her process. I can talk a good talk, back my statements up with fact and documentation, and confidently look our visitors in the eye to answer their questions.

Too bad I couldn't be like that 100% of the time.

And my employees did wonderful! Betty had a part set up and ready to be received as soon as they arrived. Sophia was in the process of an inspection just waiting for her opportunity to shine as well.

Although, I must say, GQ has been off his mark lately, with these customer visits. GQ is one of those people who just 'happen' to be passing through during an audit. It never fails. GQ thrives on notoriety and visibility, if he hasn't been picked out in a crowd, he will be sure to make it happen.

Unfortunately, in this process, it ticks me right off! For instance, the time he told one of our customers that I 'report' to him and was a valuable asset. I could have choked the life from his rainbow adorned neck that very day and felt none the worse on the subject. Not only do I NOT report to him, nobody does!

But, that's GQ for you, he's another one of those characters that tend to grow on you.

Interesting tidbit of information, never start a 'health food' kick during Halloween. Trying to be a tad bit more health conscious, I brought in a Healthy Choice TV dinner for lunch. Too bad I ate about a million pieces of chocolate.... etc. this morning.

There goes my diet!

5 comments:

MrRyanO said...

"...he spied a cricket on the floor and seriously considered keeping it to throw at me..."

Come on, now that's funny! This is like 6th grade...send him a note, do you want to go to the dance with me, circle Yes or No. If he walks by and throws a cricket at you, then he want to go to the dance! Sweeeeeet! If he eats the cricket, well, then he's a freaky loner who might grow up to be a Serial Killer...

Coffee rocks! I take mine with milk and sugar.

The Production Manager said...

Sophia is passing the note right now.....

I'll keep you posted.

Sometimes a girl has to do what a girl has to do for entertainment value in this place. You'll have to stay tuned for tomorrows installment, we'll be discussing GQ.

MrRyanO said...

OK, so I reread this and I still didn't see what COSJ or Spicegirl was wearing...I'll reread it again...

Hmmmm, GQ...OK, I'll stay tuned. Does it involve more crickets...or maybe a mountain lion? or strippers?

The Production Manager said...

GQ in drag.... How about that??? ;)

Spice girl is wearing light pink cordeuroy pants and a pink and brown t-shirt. COSJ I haven't seen today, if I do, I'll pass along the info.

MrRyanO said...

Cordeuroy! Awesome! You can hear 'em coming from a mile away! Startin' fire with their thighs! Swish Swish Swish!

(Yeah, had me some coffee today...!)