The Bearded Woman has confided in me that she feels I am sexy. I can not begin to tell you how uncomfortable this makes me feel.
Damn myself for being such a sexy creature!!
Oh yeah, that's right, I work on the production floor, if the circus rolled through town half of them would disappear into the night, never to be seen again.
Which brings me to my main topic for today. It has come to my attention that one of our quality engineers is actually DATING Crazy Office Supply Jody.
I'm stunned, to say the least.
The only explanation I have thus far been able to surmise - desperation. He has found himself to be so hard up for a woman he has resorted to the last remaining option available, the crazy chick in the front office who hears voices that do not exist.
God have mercy on his soul.
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That's HOT!
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