Whatever you do.....

Don't drink the water on the production floor!

A wave of pregnancies has overtaken the production floor, myself included. It is even rumored that Crazy Office Supply Jody may be pregnant as well.

Funny how these types of things happen in mass quantity.

In other news, many changes have taken place over the course of the past month, changes that affect a lot of our day to day work life. In many cases we now feel hesitant to do things that would have not been given a second thought before. Big Brother is now watching my every move and every keystroke as I sit before my computer.

Thank God for home computers, I must say!

There are strange happenings a foot in the residence of Hedda Hopper. As the days have passed, and the story has unfolded, I have discovered that Hedda's daughter has been seeking the attentions of an ex-con she met online.

Now, this alone is reason to raise an eyebrow, but, the story gets better. This daughter already has a boyfriend who she has been living with for the past 2 or 3 years at Hedda's residence. A boyfriend that Hedda affectionately calls 'my future son-in-law'.

Apparently Hedda's daughter, I shall refer to her as Lay Down Sally, has gone downstate under the guise of 'work', leaving behind her soon to be husband.

Curious, I asked Hedda what Lay Down Sally was working on, I was of the belief that, per Hedda, she was too disabled to actually work.

Hedda's response? Lay Down Sally and another woman were working on a lice treatment they had discovered and were in the process of getting it patented. They were going to make millions.

Lice treatment???

Unable to contain my curiosity, I inquire from Hedda why her 'future son-in-law' didn't go downstate with Lay Down Sally, after all, he didn't have a job either.

According to Hedda, the cabin Sally is staying in is only big enough for one person.

My hunch is, Lay Down Sally is shacked up down there with ex-con. I also have a grizzly little hunch that Hedda and the 'future son-in-law' might be shacked up together as well.

Just the thought makes my skin crawl.